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  3. jackadiddlediddle:

    marimbasian:

    lrn abt kybrds

    (i spelled percussion wrong wtf i dont care byE)

    Did you use a cuss word….what

    (Source: marimbazn, via cathycanta)

     

  4. Background Actors Who Have No Idea What They Are Doing

    skyelentnight:

    ungratefullittleshit:

    The guy who has no idea how brooms work:image

    This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:image

    This guy who has no control over his arm movements:

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    My goal in the acting career: to make a fool of myself in the background

    (Source: BuzzFeed, via amandayahh)

     
  5. "Eat me, Sebastian! It’s okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone. But when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I’m the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there’s your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in… or are you out?" - Cruel Intentions (1999)

    (Source: mashamorevna, via pipechapman)

     
  6. otisthecorgi:

    partthewaters:

    Diagram of a Corgi. Truth.

    This seems accurate.

     
  7. failstun:

    i have arrived

    (Source: blackberryvision, via thats-so-meme)

     
  8. theduchessofdimples:

    Prince George vs. Great Granny

    (Source: people.com, via travismiller)

     
  9. thefrogman:

    Poorly Drawn Dinosaurs by Henrik Tomenius [website | twitter]

     
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  11. rashkah:

    nineprotons:

    j3d1ntraining:

    third-round-charm:

    Dear Tumblr,
    Perhaps you don’t know the only fucking thing an anchor is designed to do. Just to be safe, I’ve fixed your tattoos for you. - Craig

    if this doesn’t become a famous text post, i think i’d go insane…

    calleo!

    (Source: popping-smoke, via shotsfuckingfired)

     
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  13. thechamberofsecrets:

    it’s so weird that harry potter took place in the 90’s

    space jam was being filmed while voldemort was taking over the wizarding world

    (via shotsfuckingfired)

     
  14. Queenstown, New Zealand

    (Source: Flickr / pjsimmo, via travelthisworld)

     
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